I think the world is ending

The Onion strikes again

I am a biker geek, in case you didn't know. Anyhow, funny graphic here.

She grew up and is working at my office

It's Patti Mayonnaise, folks. You may remember her from "Doug", a cartoon produced in the '90s. I had a feeling I'd seen this person before, but now, I know. I'll have a picture of her soon.